Simultaneously Affirm And Reject Corporate Conformity! For those of you who relish in being naughty and nice, we think you'll just love this 100% silk tie. Wear it at board meetings for a real gut wrenching show of pure cranium. Or just wear it with your three piece suit and hide behind that smirk on your face as you stride down the corridors with your little secret. "Great Tie Bob", they'll say, "Is That An Armani?". Just casually nod to the peons and walk away... ----- Our 'ties suck' tie is one very stylish and dark blue 100% Silk tie with a grayish silver repeating pattern in binary. Should the binary pattern be translated into it's ASCII equivalent, you'll soon figure out why we called this tie the 'ties suck' tie. It is, truly, The Tie of Ties. The One Tie To Rule Them All And In The Hallways Mock Them...
The ThinkGeek Annoy-a-tron would be useless against an army of Snowbots, but it's very effective at disturbing that guy in the sales department or your "friend" down the hall. With its thin design and embedded magnet for easy hiding, the Annoy-a-tron can be placed in a variety of locations. Select one of the three sound choices (2 kHz, 12 kHz, or alternating) and push the switch to the on position. Place it in a proper hiding spot and let the "fun" begin. The Annoy-a-tron generates a short (but very annoying, hence the name) beep every few minutes. Your unsuspecting target will have a hard time 'timing' the location of the sound because the beeps will vary in intervals ranging from 2 to 8 minutes. The 2kHz sound is generically annoying enough, but if you really really want to aggravate somebody, select the 12 kHz sound. Trust us. The higher frequency and slight 'electronic noise' built into that soundbyte will make a full-grown Admin wonder where his packets are.
Stumps Them Every Time... Do you enjoy watching the desperately puzzled faces of your co-workers day in and day out? Then we are sure you'll enjoy being the source of their frustrations as you stride down the flourescent hallways with this fine koan of a t-shirt... High quality heavyweight black tshirt with the phrase "There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't" written front and center in white ink. If you don't get it, you just shouldn't get it now should you? ;)
The first official Swiss Army knife with a built-in MP3 player - we think it's a beauty. Housed in an aluminum case the tiny removable MP3 player features a high-quality 3 line LCD display and 1 GB of storage capacity. It handles multiple file formats, can be used as a flash drive for your files, and recharges its built-in battery via USB connection.
At first glance it appears to be just an artistic arrangement of lights, but this Powers of 2 binary clock actually tells time. The timepiece uses binary code, a 2-number system that's the language of computers, to show what time it is. After a few minutes of practice, you'll be able to read the clock by adding up the lights in each column. The sleek timepiece features a gray plastic faceplate and curved black stand. AC power cord and instruction manual included. Imported. 7-2/5Lx5-1/5W".
The stresses of the modern workplace can strip the humanity out you faster than you can say "rightsized". Get back in touch with your sensitive side wearing our nurturing pocket protector.
* Currently, you can choose between these designs: ChristmasBots - Light blue paper with the cutest little holiday robots you'll ever imagine. And by cute we mean hella-nifty.
* Nondenominational - Darker blue paper in a traditional style emblazoned with 'Have a Satisfactory, Non-denominational Capitalist, Wintertime Gift-giving Season!
* Binary - Black paper with a terminal green font and 'Wrapping Paper' in binary written all across it.
* Equations - Handwritten scientific equations written on graph paper.
* Birthday - 'Happy Birthday' written in elvish, klingon, binary, h4x0r and hex. Little PDAs, USB cables and cel phones simulate confetti. Dark blue background.
* Emoticons - Happy, sad, frustrated, overjoyed, wink, etc, etc. Yellow emoticons on red paper.
Each pack of wrapping paper contains 4 sheets. Each sheet is 20" x 30". Many trees *were* harmed to bring you these unique creations, but it was all in good fun so what can we do?
